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Do your kids like playing shops? This fun activity to design your own printable play money will add a whole new level of fun and learning to your kids dramatic play.
Ever since we set up our baker’s shop to sell our five current buns, playing shop has been big business around here.- Author: Marvin French Created Date: 5/7/2006 10:45:26 PM Title: Funny Money Keywords: Marvin L. Master, blackjack, funny money.
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It makes me smile to see the three year old in charge of the shop and the crazy nine year olds dressing up to be all kinds of weird and wonderful customers. The other day we even had a health inspector visit our ice-cream shop!!
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Of course you can’t play shop properly without money. According to my youngest child, you’ll need LOTS of money!
You could buy some play money, but it’s even more fun to make your own currency!
Design Your Own Play Money.
Making your own play money is a super fun activity for kids, with lots of learning opportunities thrown in as well.
Before you download our ‘design your own play money’ printable it’s a good idea to learn a little bit about real money.
Take the time to look at some real money, and ask some questions.
What notes or coins are there?
What designs do they have on them?
What is the money made out of?
What are ‘security features’ of money, why are they used, and can you see them on your money?
It’s a great opportunity to do some research with your kids and find out more about your money.
Our Australian notes are all different sizes and different colours, but all of them are made of plastic and they have an important person on them as well as a little window and other patterns and images.
Our coins all have the Queen on one side and an Australian animal on the other… except for the $2 coin which has an aboriginal elder on it. We learned that our fifty cent coin is a dodecagon – it has twelve sides!
It’s also fun to google and find out what other countries’ money looks like. My kids were fascinated to find out that in the USA all the notes are the same size and they have $1 and $2 notes, whereas we have coins.
Now that you’ve learned all about money it’s time to make some of your own!
You can use markers or pencils to add designs and details to your printable play money. You could even get fancy and use paint to add some special touches.
By the time we were done, our banknotes had animals, the Queen, monsters and quite a few strange people on them. We even had a $50 000 note! (I wish!)
When you’ve added the details to your printable play money, cut it out and you are ready to play.
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Design Your Own Play Money Free Printable Activity.
Add an extra level of fun and learning the next time your kids want to play shops, and let me design and make their own play money!
You’ll probably need to print a few copies of this pdf, so everyone can make lots and lots of cash!
You can download the ‘Design Your Own Money’ printable here.
This printable is an A4 sized pdf file, you will need a pdf reader such as adobe acrobat to open it. If you are printing on US ‘letter sized’ paper be sure to select ‘fit’ or ‘shrink to fit’ from your printer options.
Please remember that the printables at picklebums.com are for personal use only, you may not sell, share, or link directly to these files.
Now that you have lots and lots of money it’s time to get back to playing shops!
Need more Imaginative and Dramatic Play Ideas?
If you are new to doing dramatic play with your kids these five simple tips for getting started with imaginative play might help.
And if your kids love dramatic play and you need some more ideas, some of these might help!
- Post office play – free printable play set.
- Frog Pond Small World
- Printable Roads for Awesome Imaginative Play
- Play Plates – Easy Imaginative Play
- A House for a Tiger – Imaginative Play
- Free Printable Imaginative Play Mats.
- Easy Autumn Small World Play
- Beach – Salt Tray Imaginative Play
- Forest Gnomes – Printable Forest Set
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1) I just bet £100 at the bookies that they would find Maddie, at 1000-1 odds. That way, if they ever do find her, I’ll be able to afford a fucking good lawyer.
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3) My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I’d do anything to win her back.
4) Poker is like sex – everyone thinks they’re the best, but most people don’t have a clue what they’re doing. Dutch Boyd
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5) What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it.
6) A blond girl playing freeroll was taking her time and playing very slow. The timer was started and she still could not take a decision how to play the hand. Her friend asked her with surprise, “What is going on? Why aren’t you playing?” The blond girl replied, “I am playing! I am just slow-playing aces!”
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7) Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs.
8) They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction. My money’s on Dave.
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9) What did the giraffe say to the tiger at the poker table? I thought you were a cheetah.
10) What’s the difference between a poker player and a dog? In about ten years, the dog quits whining.
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11) Whats the difference between online poker and live poker? You can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you.
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12) Sign you might have a poker addiction: your kids are named check and raise.
13) I put a thousand pounds on a horse. The fucking thing collapsed.
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14) Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
15) “I am looking for the book named ‘How to win easily and fast with poker.'” “Please check at the fantastic literature counter.”
16. Husband Comes Home After Gambling
I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
“Where the fuck have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”
17. Professional Gambler Screws Everyone In The Bar
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the house a round of drinks.”
The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some money first.”
The guy pulled out a huge wad of notes and set them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?” asked the bartender.
“I’m a professional gambler,” replied the man.
The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?”
“Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy.
“Like what?” asked the bartender.
“Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye,” he said.
The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. “Aw, you screwed me,” said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.
“I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye,” said the stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I know you’re not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I’ll take that bet.” So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.
“Aw, you screwed me again!” protested the bartender.
“That’s how I win so much money, bartender. I’ll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars,” said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last chance. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whisky bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop.”
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. “Okay, you’re on,” he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whisky bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, “Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!”
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!”
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